I want a cooking game with the gameplay of Doom II
I literally had a dream of a game that was like, a restaurant sim that played like Ultrakill. Guests were monsters, and would wander in in waves. You had to choose between kicking them into seats or killing them so you could grill and serve their gibs to other customers.
More satisfied customers meant more rare monsters which meant higher quality meals.
Game had a “slam dunk” mechanic. Where you could pick up an enemy’s meat, and like, gravity gun throw it onto a grill where it would explode (dealing damage to nearby enemies) and instantly producing a steak dinner.
Every 10th wave was an “important reviewer” a boss monster like a big mechanical snake or a giant that ripped the roof off your restaurant.
i love that motorcycles exist. like i’m genuinely so glad that someone was like “what if bikes were as fast as cars and could turn you into roadkill if you hit a pothole”
what if there was a vehicle so dangerous you had to wear armor to drive it
Angel on my shoulder: we’re extremely fortunate. You shot him in the side of the head and you’re wearing gloves. Place the gun in his hand and set the house ablaze. Officer Goger’s tragic suicide will be the perfect cover story
Devil on my shoulder: Goger was always eating stuffing and spelt wheat and steel cut oats. Bet he’d taste reeeeal good on a spit with an apple in his mouth. Come on, i’ve seen the way you’ve looked at him..
My tulpa, a 6'9" DD smokeshow hottie PS1 graphics anthro leopard girl in a lab coat: you must put a baby in me Your Highness, quickly!
Please take this in the most encouraging and constructive way possible: replace the batteries in the CO2 detectors in your home
think about the money that went into serving me every single one of these ads. all for nothing. love wins
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